YOU MUST RELAX

Brief Sketches of Our Gorgeously Efficient Dystopia

by Harrison Cole Gatlin

For the indefatigable humans of the internet.

Copyright © 2022

TABLE OF CONTENTS

ACT I: THE BAKER'S DOZEN
Doritos
JUUL
Glitter
Keurig
Monster
Drano
Old Spice
Bikini T-Shirt
Gravedigger
Air Pods Pro
Jack in the Box
Blendtec
Coca Cola

ACT II: THE FAKER'S DOZEN
Goop
Happy
Duolingo
Bombas
OBEY
Tinder
Pornhub
Adderall
Headspace
Ambien
Slack

ACT III: THE MAKER'S DOZEN
Amazon
Tesla
Excel
Facebook
Netflix
Twitter
Instagram
iPhone
Bitcoin
Google
Quest
You

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